Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

If LOST was Baywatch

dangerdave — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:30:02 +0000

It’s so,….beautiful!

If LOST was Baywatch it would be more awesome than any show on television ever made or will be made. Both are soap operas set on a beach. Granted, LOST is a bit more freaky but we wouldn’t mind seeing Evangeline Lilly running slow motion down the beach in a bright red suit.

Odd Japanese Game Show of the Week

dangerdave — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:06:20 +0000

This week’s clip of a Japanese Game Show is odd. That’s expected. That’s like going to a Tim Burton movie and seeing Johnny Depp. It’s just natural.

But this clip is a little more odd than usual. Dudes in diapers attached to ropes must make it us a slippery slope to get to a woman behind some panels. You can only imagine what happens next. Just a note, this video is NSFW mostly around the 8 minute mark if you want to fast forward.

WVLT Reporter Gordon Boyd Loses It on Live TV

dangerdave — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:48:03 +0000

The disturbing case of the Christian-Newsom trials has everyone in our little town a bit frustrated and the 4 seperate trials of the accused are coming to an end. The nature of the crimes can be challenging for a news reporter to cover but in the case of WVLT’s Gordon Boyd it looks like good old fashioned technical difficulties.

Watch Gordon Boyd lose it on live TV and check out hte reaction of anchorman Alan Williams. Priceless!

Double Your Pleasure

dangerdave — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:04:20 +0000

….cue the Double Mint theme song

Udderly WTF

dangerdave — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:54:48 +0000

How many things can you spot Odd in this picture?

Why Point Break is the Best Movie Ever. Reason #283

dangerdave — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:01:50 +0000

Here's a clip from "The Hurt Locker"

The Hurt Locker : The Way You Don’t Die

Kathryn Bigelow and James Cameron were married once and their love child was FBI Special Agent Johnny Utah.

We just wanted to point that out!

Point Break Scene: Chasing Ronnie -Johnny (Keanu Reeves) chases Bodhi (Patrick Swayze), but can’t bring himself to shoot him.

You Put the Squirrel in the Coconut and You shake it all about

dangerdave — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:02:12 +0000

Our new restaurant serving hand-made Pina Coladas to squirrels in the park is a hit. Of course,
we’re not making much money since they only pay in acorns.

The Proper Japanese Way To Eat Sushi

dangerdave — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:02:08 +0000

Sushi is a fun and hip food for us.

But we didn’t know there was so much to the Japanese tradition of eating sushi. In fact, we might need to study this video a couple of more times before we head out to Wasabi this week.

Sweet! New Iron Man 2 Trailer

dangerdave — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:38:39 +0000

Iron Man Three Way

Robert Downey, Jr. was on the Jimmy Kimmel Show last night after the Oscars and he helped debut the new trailer for Iron Man 2. We have a lot of excitement about the movie (releases in theaters May 7th) and the latest trailer for the flick doesn’t disappoint.

The latest promo for the film features more footage from the full cast including Sam Rockwell, Samuel L. Jackson, and Scarlett Johansson showing off her WWE moves.

For us, the most notable part is the handy travel-size Iron Man suit that Tony Stark pops out at the end.

Nilbog is Goblin Spelled Backwards

dangerdave — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:51:32 +0000

Another fantastic clip from the horribly awesome movie Troll 2. This time around our young actor discovers something so startling that he must overact. He’s a quick learner!

Zach Galifianakis Drops By The Set and Shaves his Beard

dangerdave — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:49:23 +0000

Zach Galifianakis hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend which probably marks the first time in a generation that they have had a comedian host the show.

One of the best parts of the evening, however, was when Zach ran backstage while Vampire Weekend performed and shaved off his iconic hobo beard. Yes, he actually did shave the little guy off. Here’s a video of the incident.

Thankfully, after the skit with Zach sans beard he was able to get a replacement.

Will “Kick Ass” Really Kick Ass?

ThomThumb — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:00:12 +0000

Coming to theaters this April is the comic book inspired film Kick Ass. On initial viewing of the theatrical trailer, one may be inclined to think that the movie looks very much like a Nickelodeon/Disney tween actioner similar to a Sky High. But don’t let that fool you. If you look closer, you may notice that the film is actually rated R and not something to let your teen just run off to all willy nilly. Also upon a brief examination of the internets, one can find the R-rated trailer that has been released and a clip from the movie of Nicholas Cage shooting his daughter. (Both of which are below to save you that search) The former provides plenty of blood, language and action in the form of a 12 year old vigilante called Hit Girl and the latter showcases a dysfunctional family dynamic and sets a darkly comedic tone.

So what does this mean as far as the watchability of the film is concerned?

Well the tween action/comedy not really worth checking out that the theatrical trailer makes it look like, it is not. A hyper-violent superhero action film , painted in blood splatters and highlighted with darkly comedic moments, that may just be worth a pop into the ol’ theatre, it just may be.

What is known for sure is that the film is produced by Tyler Durden’s company Plan B Entertainment, and we all know Tyler’s always right (Right?); It’s also being directed by Matthew Vaughn whose previous two directorial efforts are the Neil Gaiman inspired “Stardust” and the British crime tale known as “Layer Cake”. Oddly enough “Kick Ass” fits into his list of directorial credentials quite nicely, as it appears to be an odd conglomeration of both his previous movies’ styles, with a couple of injections of adrenaline mixed in for flavor. Add to this the comic book source material was penned by Mark Millar, whose comic book highlights include: Superman: Red Son, Wolverine, Fantastic Four, Wanted and Marvel Knights Spider-Man; and you got the possibility of a film that may actually kick some ass.

If you’re still on the fence about whether or not you want to see the film, but are interested enough to dig a little deeper, check out the movie’s website kickass-themovie.com

Christoph Waltz Wins Oscar for Inglourious Basterds

dangerdave — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:14:43 +0000

Christoph Waltz walked home Sunday night with an Oscar for his fantastic performance as the Jew Hunter from “Inglourious Basterds.” Here’s one of our favorite scenes from the movie as Col. Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz) explains how he finds hiding Jews.

Kevin Costner Not At the Oscars

dangerdave — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:10:25 +0000

Kevin Costner won multiple Academy Awards for his movie “Dances with Wolves” but was snubbed for the epic “Waterworld.” The Oscars are so unfair….

This Is How You Win an Oscar

dangerdave — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:56:52 +0000

In 1999, Roberto Benigni won the Academy Award for his role in the movie “Life is Beautiful.” He will probably be forever known for his acceptance of the Oscar more than the role itself. After Sophia Loren called out his name, Benigni freaked out and began walking on top of the seats.

Now that’s how you win an Oscar.

Roberto Benigni
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