Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

Who’s Going to Hell?

dangerdave — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:15:30 +0000

It’s not easy being an immigrant in the Unite States.

This Asian comedian talks about his desire to not go to hell and he makes a great point.

Psych Fist Bump. Alien Style

dangerdave — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 08:30:46 +0000

Psych fist bump

Oh man. I’m so glad to see that Psych is back on the air with their new season. The magic of Shawn and Gus are in full gear with some great episodes this season.

One highlight that cracks me up is the continuing ‘fistbump’ gag that they always seem to work into the episode in creative ways.

Check out the “Alien-style” version from this season. It’s one of their bests and is up there with the great “Let your fingers do the walking” fistbump from the courtroom scene in Season 1.

THOR Comic Con Trailer

dangerdave — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:04:55 +0000

The trailer for the movie Thor that was shown at Comic Con 2010 has surfaced on the Internet and it looks surprisingly good. When I heard that the next big comic book movie was based on the hammer-wielding Thor I must admit I was less than thrilled about this character getting a big budget flick.

However, they put together a good cast and crew so it looks to avoid being Daredevil bad. And that’s a good thing. Man, Daredevil just sucked so bad.

Thor is Directed by Kenneth Branagh and stars Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo and Stellan Skarsgard. THOR will be in theaters in May 2011.

Check out the trailer below. It’s a long, long trailer and probably showcases too much of the story for you die-hard fans that don’t want to be spoiled next May.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell

dangerdave — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:47:49 +0000

In Episode 9 of the fantastic show “Between Two Ferns“, Zach Galifianakis sits down with Steve Carell from “The Office” and they politely discuss Steve’s new movie “Dinner for Schmucks”.

This time Zach has found a guest who does not like to be bullied around.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Ferns

The Original RSS Feed

dangerdave — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:00:10 +0000

Why, I remember back in my day you had to walk down to the newspaper building to read the news. There weren’t any of those fancy computers back then with their Google News and RSS Feeds.

Original RSS Feed circa 1943

Together, At Last

dangerdave — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:41:27 +0000

I never thought I’d see it happen but the Wonder Twins have met in real life and had their picture taken to prove that they are different people. Awesome

Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry

Tron Girl Music Video

dangerdave — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:00:00 +0000

Two nerds escape to cyberspace to fight over the girl of their dreams, Tron Girl. It’s like Tron meets Weird Science sung by a geeky knock-off of the Flight of the Conchords.

Tuesday Timekillers and the Girls of Comic-Con

dangerdave — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:00:48 +0000

The Girls of Comic-Con – The Smoking Jacket
Awesome gallery of busty women showing their goods at Comic-Con. Yeah!

5 Things Brett Favre Will Be Remembered For – The Pigskin Doctors
Let the Favre watch begin…again. Yet another summer with daily reports on Brett and his decision. It seems like football fans have been going through the endless Favre cycle for a decade. Every season we wonder if it’s his last, and it’s largely in part to both ESPN and Favre himself dragging things out.

8 Road Trip Movies I Would Love to Experience – EGO TV
The road trip movie has long been one of my favorite subgenres in cinema. Deciphering a metaphoric analogy doesn’t come any easier in film, which is probably a big reason as to why I enjoy these types movies as much as I do. Characters endure an outward quest filled with outrageously difficult obstacles that often reflect an epiphanous voyage of self-discovery.

Screw NASA. Rob Zombie Says Mars Needs Women – Foundry Music
ROB ZOMBIE has released the music video for “Mars Needs Women”, the third single from his latest album, “Hellbilly Deluxe 2″, which was released on February 2, 2010 via Roadrunner Records.

Top 10 Most Violent Movie Theatre Attacks
Because man at Comic-Con 2010 was stabbed a few days ago just for sitting too close to another man during a movie panel here are the most violent incidents that have ever taken place in an establishment where people are supposed to be enjoying films. And you thought cell phones and babies were bad.

Lunchtime List: 15 USA Network Swear Words – Funny Crave
Hilarious list of censored curse words that appear on the USA Network

8 Famous Sea Monsters And Their Amazing Real Life Equivalents – Uproxx
A look at creepy sea monsters and what they might look like in real life.

Awfully Named Athletes – The Campus Socialiate
We have dug through countless media guides and team yearbooks and uncovered 10 more jerseys that bear a name on the back that will always shame the man or woman underneath. You think you know, you have no idea, here are the first five awfully named athletes.

25 Smokin’ Hot Moments In Fire Fail – Banned in Hollywood
What happens when the fire department needs to call the fire department? What happens when a firetruck ignites and burns? These questions and many more proposed in 25 smokin’ hot moments in fire fail.

Wheelchair Cat, Trust Fund Kitty

dangerdave — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:06:47 +0000

A brutal hit-and-run left a cat named Mr. Stitches in a wheelchair after a jealous son was angered that his mother’s $10,000,000 estate was willed to the feline. This skit is from Comedy Central’s upcoming “Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time” and if you know anything about the comedy of Nick you’ll easily understand the “WTF-ness” of this skit.

Wheelchair Cat from Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time – watch more funny videos

Big Tits are not a crime

dangerdave — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 07:50:44 +0000

Very, very true. Who can argue. Great t-shirt for the busty impared

Big Tits are not a crime

Ron Artest, Dodgeball Champion

dangerdave — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:02:55 +0000

NBA star Ron Artest has proven on many occasions that he is certifiably insane which makes him a fan favorite. He’s a fun find on Twitter and now I’ve found out he’s taken up the sport of Dodgeball.

Don’t knock Dodgeball. It’s a great game that I loved in school. It’s one of the few times when you can purposely hurt someone else and the fat kids and nerdy nonathletic kids became easy targets.

Ahhh….good times.

Our New Guvnor

dangerdave — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:00:45 +0000

Basil Marceaux, a former reconnaissance marine, is running as the Republican candidate for our great state of Tennessee. He’s easily one of the best candidates to run for Governor throughout the years mainly because he’ got a killer video that pitches what he brings to the table.

Take a look and see if you don’t feel like voting for him. This will be the 4th time he’s run for Governor in the state and it looks like he’s more than qualified to run this freak show we call a government.

Run! Its Vista

dangerdave — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:32:34 +0000

A bombsquad is set to detonate a mysterious package in the new season of the awesome show “IT Crowd.” Sadly, Roy is scared stiff and cannot run away. To make matters worse the robot is having some software issues.

Monday Gallery – The Doctor is Out

dangerdave — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:00:24 +0000

Monday is here and we all hoped you had a great weekend. How do you celebrate the beginning of the work week? With a pic dump, that’s how.

Now go out there and earn your boss all his money. That pool doesn’t pay for itself!

How To Have Sex At Work

dangerdave — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 10:00:08 +0000

From the makers of “How to Poop at Work” we get this classic how-to video on “How to Have Sex at Work.”

Or as I like to call it, “Be the Tiger Woods of Your Office.”

The office is the perfect setting for romance and there’s nothing hotter than getting all kinds of freaky on the break room table. If you’re having trouble getting you sexy on at work then check out this video. It’ll do wonders for your office love life. And you’ll get to know the janitor a little better.