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Michael Jackson’s memorial was held today marking the end of a 2-week long pop culture extravaganza. The passing of the King of Pop has been great for cable networks and even bottle-necked the Internet as people flock to find news, videos, and images of Jacko.

Personally, we’re not buying it.

True insiders like us know the Michael Jackson who died this year was his replacement. The real Michael left the public eye during the “Bad” tour and his replacement took over full time soon after.

Fearing he couldn’t deliver on the huge public demand for his music and everyday living, Jackson continued to sing the vocals of “Dangerous” but snuck away and left the public role as “King of Pop” to his apprentice. Old Michael assumed a new identity (which he’s been trying to achieve for many years) and disappeared.

His replacement is skillfully trained to assume his role. The new Michael uses plastic surgery and face masks to help conceal the differences but can’t hide the fact he likes little boys.

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