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Archive for July 3rd, 2009

The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning after two of its most famous stars were apparently poisoned by fake prostitutes.

Brothers in armlocks Alberto and Alejandro Pérez Jiménez were found dead in a hotel room after being drugged and robbed.

The women who spiked the twins’ drinks are thought to be members of an organized crime gang who pose as prostitutes to attract victims.

The folks at Hardee’s are having fun with their new Biscuit holes. They recently made some commercials asking people to name their holes. Now they are back with a taste test. Which is better? The A-hole or the B-hole?

Most people would agree that the A-hole tastes funny.

Adolf is back again and as usual he reacts badly to the news that Michael Jackson has passed away and will not be able to perform at the Birthday party.

Early reports about the last days of Michael Jackson paint the pop singer as a frail and worn down junkie. Jackson was busy rehearsing for his upcoming tour this month and the management filmed most of the action. Here’s a video from June 23rd of Jackson and his crew working out the single “They Don’t Care About Us.”

Though scurrilous reports have described Michael Jackson in his last days as frail and withering, the King of Pop appears to be far from that image in a new video released on Thursday.

The company behind Michael’s scheduled 50-performance gig in London this summer has released a video of the singer’s final dress rehearsal, filmed very shortly before his death of an apparent cardiac arrest on June 25.

In the video (scroll down to watch it for yourself), the 50-year-old music legend appears to still be fleet on his feet as he performs with his troupe of musicians and backup dancers.

Watch the video and judge for yourself if this clip adds credibility to rumors of foul play surrounding Michael’s passing.