Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

Archive for July, 2009

Top Gear is simply one of the best shows in the World. Dudes with expensive cars and free time to have fun with them. It’s every guys dream job.

We have for you a club mix of Jeremy Clarkson, one of the hosts of the show, using exerts of the show. It’s a great fix while we wait on the Richard Hammond “Oliver” love song to come out.

Tiffani Amber-Thiessen simply cannot be bothered right now with a “Saved By The Bell” reunion as initiated by Zack Morris on the Jimmy Fallon show. Tiffani Amber-Thiessen is too busy directing movies and stuff.

British TV’s “Bang! Goes the Theory” proves that the big bad wolf could have gotten those pigs, if only he had an advanced grasp of physics and combustion. Uber nerdy but cool. This Vortex Cannon fires a blast of air at around 200mph and can knock down a structure.

William Shatner reads the Sarah Palin Tweets. The random rambling of the wildly insane and captivating ex-Governor of Alaska are red in a nice poetry style William “Mountain Lover” Shatner.

A short biblical epic about Hipsters, finger mustaches and the wrath of God. Clothing provided by Urban Outfitters.

Heckling is a tough job. This guy knows how to do it. A heckler with massive mutton chops lets Toledo Mayoral candidate Ben Konop know how he feels. The dude puts little effort into his press conference-disrupting jeers, but busts up Ben Konop’s little event nonetheless.

What if…

Ghostbusters, the movie, was shot in 1954 instead of 1984? Who should be part of the cast? Would they have the same equipment? Who would they battle? Considering Dan Aykroyd’s concept owes a lot to Bob Hope, Abbott and Costello, and Lewis and Martin comedies of the 40s and 50s, it is not that big of a stretch to speculate.

Very creative and well made fake trailer for Ghostbusters 1954

Here we are thinking that SkyNet will be the doom of humanity and the beginning of the Robot Uprising that will wipe out the human race as we know it. Turns out it’s Camel Unfiltered that are the cause. Who knew?

A gay adult film star snorts a condom into his nose and out of his mouth because that what being gay will do to you. The ghost of Rev. Jerry Falwell told us that straight people cannot do this trick.

We have obtained secret video [via an inside source] of the overblown PR stint the news media is referring to as the Obama Beer Summit. The Prez decided to iron out the differences between an angry racial issue with a round of beers. We love the fact that the Prez uses beer to solve the problems. We like that idea and encourage it!

After the beer summit the guys retired to the West Wing for some Beer Pong. Here’s a sample: